Attention all blind or visually impaired Mastodonians: I’m attaching a time sensitive poll in the which I would greatly appreciate your participation. Rest assured that should you do so, none of your identifying information will be disclosed. The purpose of this poll is for data gathering only. Thank you in advance for your assistance. Please feel free to boost for a further reach.
linux-game-manager
Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the linux-game-manager project Game Echo Commander added. This is not the same as the existing game Echo Command.
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
So stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own!
This is live now! My reach is not super great, so please share around. Thank you! #ttrpg
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jburneko/love-songs-of-the-death-goddess
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables.
3. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be too afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Liberux NEXX Is a New (Still in Development) Linux Phone https://lxer.com/module/newswire/ext_link.php?rid=350196
SATAN EXPLAINS #HTML using DEATH METAL
A new version of the Toby Doom Launcher is available for Windows. This one hopefully fixes the problems with non-English characters. Also, a new custom game, "Doomguy Verses the Daleks," is available.
For linux-game-manager users, the launcher is kept up to date automatically. Have fun, rip and tear until it is done! 🤘
I'm getting ready to release an updated Toby Doom Launcher. If you have mods you want included in Custom Games, please let me know.
re: I Discovered This on Accident
@sektor no, I hadn't heard of it. That is awesome though, such a simple functional interface, it is awesome!
If anyone was following @stormux it was switched over to GoToSocial, so you may need to refollow.
Just for the sake of curiosity, which Stormux project has helped you the most? There is a limit of 4 options for the pole, so if it's something else, please reply with your vote. I only put what I think are the most popular choices because there wasn't room for things like notestorm.
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the linux-game-manager project Updated README.md merged the Doom Launcher changes.
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the master branch of the linux-game-manager project Removed old Yadoom script. It's functionality is in the launcher.
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Storm Dragon pushed changes to the testing branch of the linux-game-manager project Removed old Yadoom script. It's functionality is in the launcher.
linux-game-manager
Storm Dragon pushed changes to the testing branch of the linux-game-manager project Removed the old TobyCustom that was shell script based.